i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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