I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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