how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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