Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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