Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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