Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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