When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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