Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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