Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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