We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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