what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
