worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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