why didn't you poke me back
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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