I hate your face
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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