Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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