dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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