So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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