Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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