Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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