morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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