How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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