But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
