And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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