Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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