i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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