but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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