the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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