smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
God, I missed his penis.
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