we're blogging at a bar
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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