it wasn't lemon gatorade
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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