he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
there's paper in my vomit.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
BRING THE BAGELS
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
