I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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