so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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