I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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