I want to stick my p in your. b.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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