I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish I only lived at night.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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