So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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