But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Randomize
