he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Bring me that man meat
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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