i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
