i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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