He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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