It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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