dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You're like the curious george of whores
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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