she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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