but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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