i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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