so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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