the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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