Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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