yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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