Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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